Fannying On Art Weekender, London 10th – 12th July 2015
‘Fannying On’ is back for another weekend of live art, installations and happenings from emerging female artists.
During this event, and in the days preceding, the artists will work with two female-identifying artists at the beginning of their careers to offer mentoring, collaboration and an opportunity to develop new work in an exhibition context.
Kayleigh O’Keefe // http://
Hayley Hare // http://www.hayleyhare.com/ // is a multifaceted artist from the North East (UK), currently living and working in London. Hare’s practice is highly personal and explores themes surrounding her views and concerns with life, identity, self-expression and emotion. Hare has exhibited nationally and is acting Vice Chair of Artists Union England.
Friday 10th April
6pm – Open
7pm – Fancy Free and Cock Happy
A journey through the Glorious Leader’s sexual history, with assistance from the Minister for Rural Affairs Benjamin Gordon Wilson. Like Lars von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’ but filthier.
7:30pm – Is She Drinking Gravy?
An erotic response to an attempt to slut-shame the Glorious Leader. Try harder next time, dikk edds.
8pm – Psychedelic Menstrual Hut
The Glorious Leader uses her shamanic skillz to open all ‘dimensions up rayt wide and give the Minister of Rural Affairs the experience of menstruation.
8:30pm – Cyber Fisting Network Launch
A new service created by the Minister of Defence for citizens to link up to in times of fisting drought.
9pm – Let’s Talk Abaht Gash
The Glorious Leader and special guests discuss important Gash Land topics like ‘avvin a rayt gudd tyme all ‘tyme’, ‘anal: so sexy I shat mesen’ and ‘bastard tory scum’.
Saturday 11th April
10am – Open
11am – Fancy Free and Cock Happy
12noon – Gash Curriculum
Minister of Education Becca Patch leads classes in practical fisting and flaps theory.
1pm – Gash Land Auction
The Glorious Leader and Chancellor of Gash Land host a special gash auction. REMEMBER: You can only have one five flap note.
2pm – Is She Drinking Gravy?
3pm – Let’s Talk Abaht Gash
4pm – Cyber Fisting Network
Link up to the cyber fisting network and avv a rayt gudd tyme.
Sunday 12th April
10am – Fancy Free and Cock Happy
11am – Let’s Talk Abaht Gash
12noon – Slut Lab Findings
Gash Land artist in residence Sara Davies presents her findings after a weekend of experiments and tests in the slut lab. Will she have found the key to being a slut?
1pm – Gashaoke
Minister of Karaoke Charlotte La Spangle hosts a hardcore sing-a-long session.
2pm – Slut School
Minister of Education Becca Patch uses the findings of the slut lab to teach citizens how to be better sluts.
3pm – Slut Awards Ceremony
The Glorious Leader hosts THE SLUT AWARDS.