Gash Land at Fannying On 10-12 July – Schedule of Performances

GLFOFB#GashLand at Fannying On: Schedule

Please note: as well as the below scheduled events there will be an on-site slut lab run by Gash Land’s artist in residence Sara Davies who will find the key to being a slut.

Friday 10th April

6pm – Open

7pm – Fancy Free and Cock Happy

A journey through the Glorious Leader’s sexual history, with assistance from the Minister for Rural Affairs Benjamin Gordon Wilson. Like Lars von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’ but filthier.

7:30pm – Is She Drinking Gravy?

An erotic response to an attempt to slut-shame the Glorious Leader. Try harder next time, dikk edds.

8pm – Psychedelic Menstrual Hut

The Glorious Leader uses her shamanic skillz to open all ‘dimensions up rayt wide and give the Minister of Rural Affairs the experience of menstruation.

8:30pm – Cyber Fisting Network Launch

A new service created by Gash Land’s Minister of Defence Mini Cunt for citizens to link up to in times of fisting drought.

9pm – Let’s Talk Abaht Gash

The Glorious Leader and special guests discuss important Gash Land topics like ‘avvin a rayt gudd tyme all ‘tyme’, ‘anal: so sexy I shat mesen’ and ‘bastard tory scum’.

 

Saturday 11th April

10am – Open

11am – Fancy Free and Cock Happy

12noon – Gash Curriculum

Minister of Education Becca Patch leads classes in practical fisting and flaps theory.

1pm – Gash Land Auction

Gash Land Chancellor Roxanne Lahndun and the Glorious Leader host a special gash auction. REMEMBER: You can only have one five flap note.

2pm – Is She Drinking Gravy?

3pm – Let’s Talk Abaht Gash

4pm – Cyber Fisting Network

Link up to the cyber fisting network and avv a rayt gudd tyme.

 

Sunday 12th April

10am – Fancy Free and Cock Happy

11am – Let’s Talk Abaht Gash

12noon – Slut Lab Findings

Gash Land artist in residence Sara Davies presents her findings after a weekend of experiments and tests in the slut lab. Will she have found the key to being a slut?

1pm – Gashaoke

Minister of Karaoke Charlotte La Spangle hosts a hardcore sing-a-long session.

2pm – Slut School

Minister of Education Becca Patch uses the findings of the slut lab to teach citizens how to be better sluts.

3pm – Slut Awards Ceremony

The Glorious Leader hosts THE SLUT AWARDS.

About Kayleigh

Glorious Leader of Gash Land, World Famous Artiste, Fist-Queen, Flabzilla and Pervert-Siren Kayleigh O’Keefe is a London-based artist working in live art and film to engage with sexuality, body acceptance and non-assimiliationist social assertion.

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