Gash Land at Fannying On 10-12 July – Schedule of Performances
Please note: as well as the below scheduled events there will be an on-site slut lab run by Gash Land’s artist in residence Sara Davies who will find the key to being a slut.
Friday 10th April
6pm – Open
7pm – Fancy Free and Cock Happy
A journey through the Glorious Leader’s sexual history, with assistance from the Minister for Rural Affairs Benjamin Gordon Wilson. Like Lars von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’ but filthier.
7:30pm – Is She Drinking Gravy?
An erotic response to an attempt to slut-shame the Glorious Leader. Try harder next time, dikk edds.
8pm – Psychedelic Menstrual Hut
The Glorious Leader uses her shamanic skillz to open all ‘dimensions up rayt wide and give the Minister of Rural Affairs the experience of menstruation.
8:30pm – Cyber Fisting Network Launch
A new service created by Gash Land’s Minister of Defence Mini Cunt for citizens to link up to in times of fisting drought.
9pm – Let’s Talk Abaht Gash
The Glorious Leader and special guests discuss important Gash Land topics like ‘avvin a rayt gudd tyme all ‘tyme’, ‘anal: so sexy I shat mesen’ and ‘bastard tory scum’.
Saturday 11th April
10am – Open
11am – Fancy Free and Cock Happy
12noon – Gash Curriculum
Minister of Education Becca Patch leads classes in practical fisting and flaps theory.
1pm – Gash Land Auction
Gash Land Chancellor Roxanne Lahndun and the Glorious Leader host a special gash auction. REMEMBER: You can only have one five flap note.
2pm – Is She Drinking Gravy?
3pm – Let’s Talk Abaht Gash
4pm – Cyber Fisting Network
Link up to the cyber fisting network and avv a rayt gudd tyme.
Sunday 12th April
10am – Fancy Free and Cock Happy
11am – Let’s Talk Abaht Gash
12noon – Slut Lab Findings
Gash Land artist in residence Sara Davies presents her findings after a weekend of experiments and tests in the slut lab. Will she have found the key to being a slut?
1pm – Gashaoke
Minister of Karaoke Charlotte La Spangle hosts a hardcore sing-a-long session.
2pm – Slut School
Minister of Education Becca Patch uses the findings of the slut lab to teach citizens how to be better sluts.
3pm – Slut Awards Ceremony
The Glorious Leader hosts THE SLUT AWARDS.