#GASHLAND at Live Art Bistro: ‘What a Drag’, July 2016
The Glorious Leader of Gash Land had a RAYT GUDD TYME at Live Art Bistro: ‘What a Drag’
I went to Live Art Bistro in Leeds to party with new and old citizens and show Yorkshire how to av a rayt gudd tyme ALL ‘TYME.
Live Art Bistro promised that What a Drag would give “More glitter, less glamour twice the wedding dresses – lax and loose – where divaish disorder and carefree frivolity takes centre stage… hedonistic pursuit of art-club perfection.” Glorious Leader can confirm that it was all this AND MORE. Here are the statistics:
100% OF CITIZENS HAD A RAYT GUDD TYME
89% OF CITIZENS WERE SO SEXY THEY SHAT THEMSENS
93% OF CITIZENS PISSJACULATED AT LEAST ONCE DURING THE EVENT
70% OF CITIZENS BLED FROM ONE OR MORE ORIFICE
I was dead chuffed at how well I was looked after by Live Art Bistro and how engaged the punters were. I was impressed at how well my work was accommodated and how welcome I was made to feel. I was provided with a dedicated minion to assist me through the night and I could tell that the organisers had really considered the nature of my work and made sure I was safe and happy.
Here are some pictures of me and my minions avvin a rayt gudd tyme at Live Art Bistro: What a Drag.