This woman was SLUT-SHAMED at a sexual health clinic, you’ll never guess what she did next!

World Famous Artiste and Fist Queen Kayleigh O’Keefe had a bad experience at a routine STI check and decided enough was enough. WHAT SHE DID NEXT will change the way you think about gash FOREVER!

“Oh ah, it wer a load o fukkin shite. Fukkin dikk edd actin all shocked at ‘amount o people ahd been shaggin. She thought I must be a sex-werker but really ahm just a rayt filthy bastedd. I lied to her and slashed the figure by half ennyway thorr. Nob edd.” – Kayleigh O’Keefe

Modern Panic Kayleigh O'Keefe

Tired of being slut-shamed, O’Keefe decided that the next logical step was to CREATE HER OWN COUNTRY where “all filthy bastedds, chubby-chasers, hot fat bitches and lovers of filthy bastedds” could live and express themselves freely: GASH LAND.

Psychedelic Menstrual Hut DTI5

Photo by Thomas Hensher, Courtesy Cuntemporary

The “utopian fanny wonderland” organically developed a rich culture, philosophical ideals and belief-system. The 200 citizens live by a comprehensive set of rules such as “1. ETERNAL ADORATION FOR THE GLORIOUS LEADER” and “4. NORR DIKK EDDS ALLOWED”.

An external manifestation of Glorious Leader O’Keefe’s internal life, the climate can sometimes get a bit ‘overwhelming’ but her minions are happy with that.

Since I moved to Gash Land with all the other filthy bastedds, I’ve felt rayt at home, and it’s an honour to be the minion of our Glorious Leader, Kayleigh O’Keefe. A five flap note and a good fisting is all anyone needs to be happy. Cum and be happy too.” – Rosy, citizen of Gash Land

Now preparing to celebrate the one year anniversary of her cuntry’s creation, Glorious Leader O’Keefe has been toiling selflessly in the outside world to raise awareness and recruit more minions to adore her eternally.

Do you want to join Gash Land? Go to www.gashland.co.uk and apply for citizenship. You can have a ‘RAYT GUDD TYME’ too!

 

About Kayleigh

Glorious Leader of Gash Land, World Famous Artiste, Fist-Queen, Flabzilla and Pervert-Siren Kayleigh O’Keefe is a London-based artist working in live art and film to engage with sexuality, body acceptance and non-assimiliationist social assertion.

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